onoasa: jeffersonstarshipshavethetardis: okay so we know about jesus when he’s a baby, and jesus when he’s an adult, but does the bible ever mention his rebellious teenager years? ‘jesus, go feed the donkey.’ ‘yOU’RE NOT MY REAL FATHER’ the ground shakes a little, and a voice comes down from the sky ‘do what your stepfather says you little shit’
edgebug: edgebug: Hannibal looks like a really cute show ok I mean from what i’ve seen on my dash it’s basically a nice story about a single dad who happens to be a cannibal in is spare time and his daughter and his on-again-off-again boyfriend?? i think i’ll watch an episode PEOPLES HEADS ARE ON FIRE AND PEOPLES FLESH IS PEELED OFF THEIR BACKS WHAT THE FUCK ABORT ABORT
sithlordtennant: johndylang: sithlordtennant: For every reblog this gets, I will murder one of my classmates and carve your url into their spine. You have run out of class mates my kind sir, what now? I AM NO MAN
“i don’t watch tv” proudly says a person who spends 8 hours a day on the internet
For a children's show, Adventure Time is full of...
tumblrisweird: Being unable to care for your child Being overpowered by your child Being manipulated into an abusive relationship Being attacked by your spouse Depression and attempted suicide Threat of miscarriage Losing a loved one (or yourself) to Alzheimer’s Not to mention a goddamned nuclear apocalypse
fuckyeahfirepokemon: How I handle equips in RPGs Main character gets the best stuff everyone else gets whatever the main character doesn’t need anymore No exceptions
My Boyfriend: I love you more than that dude with the really deep Batman-like voice loves the trenchcoat man.
matturday: so I ended my english presentation with “these fatal flaws brought macbeth to his macdeath” and at least 60% of the class groaned
wordswordsworlds: Those moments where you desperately want to say something but your mind just